Let’s review a few of the lowlights of the Trump administration in the recent past. El Trumpo turns the White House lawn into a car lot for the benefit of his top donor. Then Howard Lugnut tells the American people to buy Tesla stock. I don’t and won’t own Tesla stock. Can he tell people to buy stock I do own? If he contacts me, I’ll be happy to give him a list. Then Trump says “they” are talking to China about the idiotic tariffs. When asked who “they” are, he replies, “that’s not important.” Then Pete Hogsnot lashes out at an admiral and threatens to hook him to a bleeping polygraph. And last but not least; Kristi Noem has her purse stolen inside a D.C. eatery. It is reported the purse contained cash, personal items and, worst of all, her makeup bag. Hope that’s found soon. This is the U.S Secretary of Homeland “Security”? Make America Goofy Again.

— Richard Evans
Spencer